A performance without an audience

One day I'm going to do it.

I'm going to get a glass of water, sit in a chair, find a comfortable position, and then just sit there for a while. At some point I'll feel like I've sat still for too long, but I won't care - I'll just continue sitting. I'll make sure that there's nothing in front of me to distract me - a blank wall would be preferred. I'll just sit there, staring forward, concentrating on sitting. No sleeping, meditation or anything fancy like that - just plain old sitting. If I haven't stopped sitting or gone mad after a day or two, I'll consider the sitting a success.

That's my plan. Yep.

Or is it? "Is It a Cold or the Flu?" That is the question.

Locking a parrot in a room with a DVD player looping Weebl & Bob would probably produce interesting results.

Friends & other miscellaneous Finnish people:

amrrr Anneliini bega Efana Jeris Kasumi88 kazie kepab Magicade  Paatn Ranada ripeZgy sakur Perynne shoy stolenwings yukit Zhenoa

Some skilled artists I respect (excluding all my friends):

10d Adoniram ageofloss albino-Z AquaSixio arcipello Bakenius BluTack cattish enayla kerembeyit Lestrovoy mightyjosh mortalitas myownself pupukachoo puimun egilpaulsen