Twenty things about me

This thing is spreading like a plague. I almost thought I could avoid it, but oh well, here we are. Blame sakur.

People often aren't very interesting - it's the stuff they do that is interesting. I don't like being boring, so making this list was hard as hell. I hope you'll find it at least moderately entertaining.

1. Parkour seems like an interesting hobby, though I think I'll never take it very far. After trying jumping over a couple of railings and noticing how easy it is I have also gotten this irrational fear of moderately high bridges. I think that some day I'll just accidentially jump over some railing and die.

2. I've recently started singing excerpts from my favourite CMX songs in the shower. It feels a bit awkward.

3. I'm addicted to Gasgames. The amount of competitiveness I've found inside myself is overwhelming. My current ranking on the total high score table is 33.

4. I like the word "majordomo". It's perfect.

5. I love the Finnish language, and hate it when people rape it. Well, I hate raping things in general, but raping Finnish is the worst.

6. Chainsaw wielding pirates own ninjas big time.

7. I bought 26 1.5l bottles of Pepsi yesterday. 4 of them were Pepsi Max, the rest were regular.

8. I'm obsessed with having all my stuff in the right place, but I rarely use the vacuum cleaner.

9. Nothing is as entertaining as learning things. I think that I'm relatively good at it too.

10. I think I analyze my doings and sayings too much.

11. Maddox kicks ass.

12. I'd like to get to know the art of Kalervo Palsa better. He has drawn multiple penises.

13. My preferred method of dying would be drowning in a lake.

14. I associate a certain type of candy with playing StarCraft.

15. My favourite 4chan meme is "NO U", though everything cat-related gets pretty close too. I don't know why. I might just hate cats, actually.

16. I eat dead things. No cats though, because I hate them.

17. I should probably care about my clothing a bit more than I currently do. Appearance matters.

18. Technically I'm not allowed to disclose the origins of my most used onomatopoetic phrase very accurately.

19. I think I might've been born at the most interesting moment possible. Too bad I can't see the future, so I can't validate this statement. Then again, that's the very reason that makes being alive right now extremely exciting.

20. I left some things out of this list because I lack the balls to publish them. DeviantArt isn't a very encouraging place for publishing anything controversial either.


It's the time to spread the disease:

  

You have been tagged.

This "20 things" thing might not ever end, by the way, considering the rate new people are born and joining DeviantArt. In the end, I kind of like the idea of this thing passing on from a generation to another. Like an endlessly multiplying virus. Mm-hm.

Probably it will run out of steam at some point, but anything is possible.